what are you going to charge me with, sheriff? how are you going to explain this to a judge?
no i think we’ve misunderstood haru:
here’s his “typical haru” answer
and here’s a proper answer
GUYS I THINK HE KNOWS EVERYONE THINKS HE’S OBSESSED WITH WATER SO WHEN HE MAKES A WATER REFERENCE
HE’S JOKING THAT’S HIS SENSE OF HUMOR
HE’S JUST SO DEADPAN NO ONE CAN TELL
Aw, I’m flattered that I’m one of your favorite followers. I generally don’t pass these on, I’m sorry.
1. I’m respectful and polite (I try to be anyway)
2. I can be kind of funny
3. I care about how happy other people are and I like to help them when they’re not
4. I like the stories I think up
5. I’ve started wearing dresses and shorts for the first time in years and I like how I look when I do